Should Have Be-Labored The Point Harder

(I go to see a doctor about a number of things, including anxiety, which is typically about getting pregnant as I don’t want children. I also need some swabs taken. This conversation is with the nurse who rang to give me my results.)

Nurse: “Hi, just ringing to tell you your results are all clear, but, erm… you’re on the pill, right?”

Me: “Yes…”

Nurse: “Right. Well did the doctor do a urine test on you at all?”

Me: “What?! No, why would he?”

Nurse: “He’s put on your records that you’re pregnant and that he did a positive test on you.”

Me: “…All I did was say I had anxiety about being pregnant! There wasn’t even mention of him doing a test!”

Nurse: “Ah… well, I’ll get that changed for you. Sorry about the mix-up.”

(How the doctor got everything so mixed up I don’t know, but he certainly didn’t make me feel any better!)