Should Have A Brain Scan

(This takes place in the early ‘90s. Our office has changed computer systems and has new terminals. On the front of the terminal is a green power light.)

Coworker #1: “What’s the light for?”

Coworker #2: “It is a retinal security system. You have to put your eye to it each time you login: morning, lunch, or break.”

(A week later.)

Supervisor: “[Coworker #1], what the f*** are you doing with your eye to the terminal?!”