Breaking Bad Isn’t Broken In

(My sister has a short attention span and forgets things a lot, even things that you’ve only just told her. It’s early in the morning.)

Me: “Oh look, Bryan Cranston is going to be in the new Godzilla movie!”

Sister: “Who’s Bryan Cranston?”

Me: “You know him. He was Hal in Malcolm In The Middle and Walter White in Breaking Bad.”

Sister: “Oh yeah, him!”

(Not even two hours later, this conversation takes place.)

Me: “Huh… it says here that Bryan Cranston is going to be in Kung Fu Panda 3.”

Sister: “Who?”

Me: “I told you the last time you asked that. He was in Malcolm In The Middle and Breaking Bad.”

Sister: “Oh, yeah. I forgot.”

(Then later that night…)

Me: “Huh, Bryan Cranston is trending on Yahoo. I wonder why?”

Sister: “Who’s Bryan Cranston?”

Me: “HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO ASK ME THAT?!”

Sister: “Oh, wait, yeah. I remember who he is now… He’s that guy from That 70’s Show and Robocop, right?

Me: “…”