Should Be A C(inch)

(I work at a sandwich & juice bar. Next to fresh made sandwiches, we also sell coffee, pastries and pizzas, which we keep in our wall fridge for customers to grab and bake at request.)

Customer: “I’d like to buy this pizza, please. Could you bake it for me?”

(The customer hands my coworker a wrapped pizza.)

Coworker: “Sure. Let me ring that up for you.”

(My coworker puts pizza in oven, and then stares at register.)

Coworker: “Now, let’s see. Um, [My Name], was that an 11 inch or 30 inch pizza?”

Me: “…Can’t you tell?”

Coworker: “Duh, how should I be able to? It wasn’t on the label.”