Shortest. Honeymoon. Ever.

, | | Right | April 17, 2008

(A woman approaches me at the cash desk and pulls out a pair of underwear to return.)

Woman: “I’d like to return this.”

Me: “I’m very sorry, but we cannot accept returns on intimate apparel.”

Woman: “Why not? I haven’t worn it.”

Me: “It’s against our company policy for health reasons.”

Woman: “Well this is ridiculous! I bought these to wear on my honeymoon and I didn’t end up wearing them, so now they’re useless!”

(The woman storms out of store, leaving the underwear on the counter.)

Me: *wonders just what happened on the honeymoon*

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  • Trillium

    Honeymoon, OP, is when people marry and then go to some place away from friends and relations and have a lot and lot of sex. And also take some photos to pretend they were sightseeing and stuff, and not just fucking.
    It’s pretty obvious why she didn’t need underwear. She just had a real man with enough stamina.