Shortest. Honeymoon. Ever.
(A woman approaches me at the cash desk and pulls out a pair of underwear to return.)
Woman: “I’d like to return this.”
Me: “I’m very sorry, but we cannot accept returns on intimate apparel.”
Woman: “Why not? I haven’t worn it.”
Me: “It’s against our company policy for health reasons.”
Woman: “Well this is ridiculous! I bought these to wear on my honeymoon and I didn’t end up wearing them, so now they’re useless!”
(The woman storms out of store, leaving the underwear on the counter.)
Me: *wonders just what happened on the honeymoon*
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