Short Short Attention Span

(An elderly, retired professor is visiting campus of this private Christian college, speaking with a current professor. The dress code has loosened quite a bit since the retired professor’s days.)

Old Professor: *grumbling* “I can’t believe all of these boys wearing their baseball caps in class. In my day, that just wouldn’t have been allowed.”

Current Professor: “So… what do you think of the young ladies being allowed to wear shorts?”

Old Professor: *cheerily* “Oh, I like that!”