Short Changing Your Mind
Me: “Hello, sir.”
Customer: “I want tobacco.”
Me: “What type?”
Customer: “Tobacco for smoking. I want five packets.”
Me: “Okay, that’s $144.”
Customer: “Can you make it $150? I only have fifties.”
Me: “We do have change.”
Customer: “No, I don’t want change.”
Me: “Okay, then… that’s $150.”
(The customer starts to leave, but suddenly turns around and faces me.)
Customer: “Where’s my change, b****?!”