Shopping With Dad Was Never So Much Pun

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(I’m out with my father and brother, purchasing some items from a home improvement store that happens to have a food truck outside.)

Father: “We need all this crap and we should have gotten it earlier.”

Me: “We need it now. We didn’t know what we would need earlier. We still have twenty minutes before we need to leave.”

Father: *continues to complain for the next five or so minutes*

Brother: “Jeez, dad. Why don’t you get a whine burger and some French cries?”

Father: “We don’t have time for food! You can get [Food Truck] another time!”

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