Shoot First, Ask Questions Later

(It has been a really busy day and we are backed up about 30 minutes per-order. We have about five mini pepperoni pizzas left.)

Me: “So, this is nothing compared to how Superbowl Sunday will be?”

Supervisor: “Nope. It’s gonna be rough.”

Me: “Man, can I just shoot myself now?”

Supervisor: “NO! Wait until you are outside… and you have to get me first.”

Me: “Aw, I don’t want to hurt you.”

(My supervisor drops three of the last pepperoni mini-pizzas.)

Me: “Never mind. You first.”