Shine A Light On Obscure Facts

(I’m at my friend’s house and we’re talking about random facts she learnt about humans…)

Friend: “So, did you know that we have invisible stripes?”

Me: “What, like zebras, just standing up?”

Friend: “Yeah, and did you know that we also glow? Not so much that our eyes can see it, but we do glow.”

Me: “So we’re glowing vertical zebras?”

Friend: “Exactly!”