She’s Too H2-Slow

| Related | June 24, 2013

(My grandfather is treating the family to dinner at a high-end restaurant. Halfway through, my cousin climbs into my aunt’s lap, looking troubled.)

Aunt: “What’s wrong, honey?”

Cousin: “I need you to tell the waiter to stop filling up my glass.”

Aunt: “Why?”

Cousin: “Because I keep trying to drink up all my water, but he keeps adding more!”

(She thinks it is like at home, where she has to finish all of her water before dessert!)

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