She’s The Wrong Kind Of Fruitcake

I was working at the customer service desk. A customer came up to me screaming.

Customer: “Your employees are idiots! They can’t even tell the right fruit from the wrong one! They rang my fruit up as the wrong thing, and I demand that you correct it!”

To be fair, the two kinds of fruit look really alike.

I returned the fruit that was charged “wrongly” and charged her for the fruit she swore it was. I bet you can imagine the big smile on my face when I told her she had to pay another twenty-five cents. She was LIVID.