She’s Suda-Fed Up
Arkansas, Golden Years, Grocery Store, Health & Body, Non-Dialogue, Rude & Risque, USA | Right | November 8, 2017
It’s the height of our spring pollen season here, and I’m checking out groceries to my customers in front of the big, sliding-glass shop-front doors.
I feel a sneeze coming on, so I turn away from my customer, sneeze, and excuse myself, laughing it off and commenting about the pollen.
My customer is a tiny, wizened little old lady, at least in her eighties.
She blesses me, and, without missing a beat, follows it with, “The d*** pollen’s so thick out there, the druggies are trying to convert their meth back to Sudafed!”
I stare, stunned. That comment has been floating around social media for a couple of weeks now, but this tiny old lady caught me completely off-guard!