She’s Obviously From Upstairs

A woman comes up to the register with several copies of all the seasons of “Downton Abbey.”

Me: “You find everything all right today, ma’am?”

Customer: *Sighs* “I guess.”

I ring her up and the total is over $200.

Me: “Would you be interested in signing up for our discount card? It would save you 10% off your purchase today.”

The customer shoots me a look of absolute disgust.

Customer: “Do I look like I need a discount? Do I look poor to you?”