She’s Nuts About Her Husband
Customer: “Do these cookies contain nuts?”
Me: “Which cookie are you thinking about?”
Customer: “The toffee nut cookies.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, they contain brazil nuts.”
Customer: “I’ll take one.”
(After a few minutes, the customer returns.)
Customer: “What kind of nuts do those cookies contain?”
Me: “Ma’am, they contain brazil nuts.”
Customer: “Oh, my husband is deathly allergic to those.”
Me: “Ma’am, I can call 911 or direct you to the nearest hospital.”
Customer: “Oh, I know where it is, but first, I want to get a sandwich to go…”
