She’s Not Off The Hook

| Romantic | June 18, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are at home, relaxing on the bed. In a fit of randomness, I start making pirate noises to get his attention.)

Me: “Yarr!”

(My boyfriend just shakes his head and continues reading. I start rubbing his bum.)

Me: “Yarr, I found me booty!”

(He gives me the most pained look ever, then gets up and walks away as I cackle madly at him.)

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