She’s Not Off The Hook
(My boyfriend and I are at home, relaxing on the bed. In a fit of randomness, I start making pirate noises to get his attention.)
Me: “Yarr!”
(My boyfriend just shakes his head and continues reading. I start rubbing his bum.)
Me: “Yarr, I found me booty!”
(He gives me the most pained look ever, then gets up and walks away as I cackle madly at him.)
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