She’s Not Looking To Bare Her Soul

(I work at a full-service hotel; we do it all for our guests, no matter the request. However, one day an elderly woman asked me to turn off the cameras in her room.)

Me: “What cameras, ma’am?”

Guest: “They’re stealing my soul! You must turn off the cameras in my room!”

Me: “Ma’am, there aren’t any cameras in your room. It is illegal for us to do such a thing.”

(She continued to insist there were cameras stealing her soul, and it was becoming too much. So, I eventually agreed to just deactivate any cameras to her room number. She smiled and said a grateful thank you, then went on to eat her breakfast.)