She’s Not Laughing
(My husband and I are getting ready to go sleep in our dark bedroom. I’ve had really chapped lips, and the corners of my mouth have painful cuts on them.)
Me: *sigh* “I look like the Joker.”
Husband: “You don’t look like the Joker with the lights off.”
Question of the Week
Tell us about the most outrageous request a customer has ever made!