She’s Not A Catho-Holic
(My grandmother is an Irish immigrant, and it always surprises everyone that she’s a believer in equal rights for all given that she was raised Irish Catholic. She meets a friend of mine for the first time who’s very heavily tattooed with demonic-looking artwork.)
Grandmother: *poking my friends arm* “Oh, that’s quite pretty.”
Friend: “Um… thanks?”
Grandmother: “Do you get lots of comments on those?”
(She pauses to watch a news report on a new anti-gay rights law people are trying to pass, and starts mumbling in Irish.)
Friend: *quietly, to me* “What’s she mad about?”
Me: *laughing* “Do you want the censored translation?”
Friend: “Well, no. I mean is she mad because they’re passing the law or because—”
Grandmother: *to my friend* “I’m old, not an a**-hole!”
(Shocked silence.)
Me: *to my friend* “Welcome to the family.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?