She’s In On The Joke(r)

(I am texting my boyfriend about cosplaying the female villains of Batman.)

Me: “[Friend] to be Tim Burton’s Catwoman. If I were to be Catwoman, which one should I be? Oh, wait. I was going to be Harley.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah. Harley Quinn is much sexier. And crazier. Actually she suits you.”

Me: “I’m not sure if I should be offended or take it as a compliment.”

(I took it as a compliment.)