She’s Engaging In Thermohysterics

, , | Right | June 16, 2020

A customer places a can of soda on the counter.

Me: “Hi there! That’ll be [price].”

The customer pays.

Customer: “I have a cold! This soda is too cold! I can’t drink it! Put it in the microwave oven and warm it up for me! I can’t drink this; it’s too cold!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but I won’t be able to do that, as it would be dangerous.”

Customer: “No! I insist! Warm it in the microwave! I want it warm!”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, that would cause the can and the microwave to explode. If you want, I can run some hot water over it to warm it up a bit?”

Customer: “Never mind!” *Storms off*

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