She’s Electric

(We are driving in the rain after a day trip to the coast. My wife and I are having the ‘Who-Loves-Who-More’ argument.)

Me: *spreading my arms as far apart as I can without letting go of the steering wheel* “Well, I love you this much!”

Wife: “Well, I love you from here all the way to there!”

(She points at a nearby hill. Less then a second later, the top of the hill is struck by lightning.)

Me: “S***! I guess you win.”