She’s At That Sticky Age
(At home, with my four-year-old daughter:)
Daughter: *sniffing* “I’ve got a tickle in my nose!”
Me: “You need a kleenex?”
Daughter: *desperate sniffing* “I’VE GOT A TICKLE IN MY NOSE!”
Me: “So, you’ve got a tickle in your nose?”
Daughter: *distraught sniffing* “NO! I’VE GOT A STICKER IN MY NOSE!”
(My daughter had somehow managed to jam a tiny sticker from a sticker book up her nose. I spent the next several minutes with a flashlight in my mouth, tweezers in one hand, and the head of a wiggly four-year-old in the other, trying to fish a sticker out of her nose. Got it on the second try!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
