She’s A Smart Cookie
(I’m working at a cookie shop with my coworker who is quite tall and shapely. Guys frequently flirt with her, which is what’s currently going on.)
Coworker: “So are you interested in buying any cookies today?”
Guy #1: “Nah, we don’t really eat cookies.”
Coworker: “You could buy me a cookie!”
Guy #2: “Hey, sure!”
(The guys bought her a cookie, and she checked them out. After a little more flirting they went to leave. Turning to me, she counted down on her fingers. As soon as they were out of sight she put the cookie back in the case.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?