She’s A Little Girl With A Round Tummy
(I am quite short, with short, bright red hair. I am in the middle of taking the table’s order.)
Customer: “Which red-headed celebrity do you remind me of?”
Me: “I’m not sure, sorry. Scarlett Johansson in The Avengers, maybe?”
Customer: “No, not her.”
Me: “Cal Wilson? She’s got short red hair as well.”
Customer: “No, that’s not it.”
(I suggest a couple of other possibilities, but she rejects them. Unable to work it out, I finish taking their order, then continue going about my business. About half an hour later, she flags me down.)
Customer: “I’ve worked out who it is!”
Me: “Oh, right, who is it?”
Customer: “Ponyo!”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?