She’s A Hug Half-Dead Kind Of Girl

| Romantic | January 31, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. We met online and I have just booked my flight to Canada to see him. We’re texting.)

Boyfriend: “Oh, babe, I can’t wait to see you. I just wanna hug you to death!”

Me: “But then I’d be dead. Can you just hug me half to death?”

1 Thumbs