She’s A Hug Half-Dead Kind Of Girl
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| January 31, 2013
(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. We met online and I have just booked my flight to Canada to see him. We’re texting.)
Boyfriend: “Oh, babe, I can’t wait to see you. I just wanna hug you to death!”
Me: “But then I’d be dead. Can you just hug me half to death?”
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