She’s A Hit With The Exes

| Friendly | February 27, 2015

(I have just had a bad experience with a guy. My best friend has come over to try and cheer me up by saying random bad things that could happen to him.)

Best Friend: “And if that doesn’t work, Natural Selection will get him.”

(She then pauses and goes on…)

Best Friend: *whispers* “…Natural Selection is my hit-man name.”

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