She’d Like Those Extra Crisps

, , , | Right | October 21, 2020

I approach a table to take their order.

Me: “What can I get for you?”

Customer: *Looking at the menu* “Do your fish and chips come with fries?’

Me: “Um…”

Customer’s Companion: “Wow! Really?!”

Customer: “What? It’s an honest question.”

Me: “Yes. Yes, it does. Unless you’d like a bag of Doritos?”

Customer: *Excitedly* “Oh, can I?” 

Customer’s Companion: “Dude, she’s joking. ‘Chips’ are fries.”

Customer: “Really?”

Me & Companion: *In unison* “Yes”

Customer: *Turns red*

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