She Wants You Starkers

| Romantic | June 27, 2013

(I’ve been making an ‘Iron Man’ suit out of foam in secret, because I thought my girlfriend would call me crazy. When I finish it, I decide to wear it before she visits me, to show it to her.)

Girlfriend: “Oh, my God! Is this what you’ve been doing these past weeks?”

Me: “Um… well… yeah, I just —”

Girlfriend: “So help me, if you do not take it off right now, I will have sex with it instead of you.”

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