She Wants The Condom-Minimum

I get the strangest phone calls during the third shift at the gas station.

Teen Girl: “Hi. Do you guys deliver condoms?”

Me: “Uh… no. We sell them, but we don’t deliver.”

Teen Girl: “How much are they?”

Me: “We have a three-pack for $4.26.”

Teen Girl: “Um… that’s a bit high. Can’t you knock it down a notch for me?”

Me: “No, not really. All we have is the three-pack.”

Teen Girl: “I only need one, though. Do you have any personal condoms I can have?”

Me: “Uh… no. Sorry.”

Teen Girl: “Well, I don’t use condoms. Bye.” *Click*

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