She Should Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
(I am talking to my boyfriend while on my lunch break at work since he is already off for the day.)
Me: “Uh, I am so tired. I need coffee. Are you out? Can you bring me coffee?”
Boyfriend: “No. My foot hurts. It’s hard to drive a clutch when your foot hurts.”
Me: “But you’re driving right now…”
Boyfriend: “Can you hold on a sec?”
Me: “Sure.”
(I wait on hold for about two minutes before he comes back on.)
Boyfriend: *to someone else* “Can I get a straw with that, please?”
Me: “Are you serious?”
Boyfriend: *to me* “What?”
Me: “You just ordered yourself coffee, didn’t you?”
Boyfriend: “No. What makes you say that?”
Me: “Because I know you!”
(Sure enough, he put me on hold so he could order himself coffee and left me without!)
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