She Should Give Him The Boot(Cut)

(I have just arrived at my boyfriend’s apartment. It is raining hard outside, and I need to borrow a pair of his shorts. My boyfriend, however, decides to wrestle me on the bed.)

Me: “I need pants! Let me put on pants!”

Boyfriend: “No!”

Me: “You are denying my right to wear pants!”

Boyfriend: “Of course I am! I’m Baptist!”