She Should Give Him The Boot(Cut)

| USA | Romantic | March 21, 2013

(I have just arrived at my boyfriend’s apartment. It is raining hard outside, and I need to borrow a pair of his shorts. My boyfriend, however, decides to wrestle me on the bed.)

Me: “I need pants! Let me put on pants!”

Boyfriend: “No!”

Me: “You are denying my right to wear pants!”

Boyfriend: “Of course I am! I’m Baptist!”

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