She Really Needs That Nap

| Related | November 7, 2012

(My sister and I share a car and to save on gas we plan to go places together. I work long shifts. We have planned a grocery trip, but I want to take a nap first.)

Me: “Will you still be here when I wake up?”

Sister: “What time are you going to wake up?”

Me: “I don’t know. Noon, maybe one.”

Sister: “I should still be here.”

Me: “You’d better be here or I’ll hunt you down and rip your fallopian tubes out through your belly button with a tiny robot arm!”

Sister: “Will you at least give me anaesthetic?”

Me: “No, no anaesthetic.”

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