She Nose The Law

| Related | May 26, 2013

(My brother-in-law is driving my husband, my four-year-old daughter and I home. I’m sitting next to my daughter and get bored, so I begin poking her nose.)

Daughter: “What are you doing?”

(I lean in close to stare at her wide-eyed.)

Me: “Touching your nose!”

Daughter: “You can’t touch my nose!”

Me: “Why not?”

Daughter: “Because it’s illegal!”

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