She Nose Better

| Related | October 23, 2013

(I am at the birthday of my daughter’s friend. As it is a party for younger children, they have a clown, who is admittedly kind of lame. The clown walks up to my daughter and tries the old ‘got your nose’ trick.)

Clown: “I got your nose!”

(The clown is standing there wiggling his thumb between his knuckles.)

Daughter: *dead-eye stare* “That s*** ain’t funny.”

(I have never been so instantly embarrassed and proud at the same time!)

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