She Must Have Been Ribbing You
(I work as a hostess for a restaurant. We are open on Memorial Day which, apparently, is uncommon. An old lady comes into our restaurant and starts chatting.)
Lady: “I finally found a restaurant that is open today! I have been craving ribs all day but everywhere I went that sells ribs isn’t open, so I had to come here, instead.”
Me: “Oh, well, we actually do sell ribs here.”
Lady: “Oh, you do?”
Me: “Yup, we sell ribs.”
Lady: “Well, I don’t want your ribs!”
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