She Must Be Foreign

| Friendly | February 18, 2016

(I’m driving my friend to her job which is on the way to one of my classes. My phone buzzes and I grab it.)

Friend: “What is going on with your phone?” *sees it is a text* “Ooh! What’s her name? What’s her name? What’s her name?”

Me: *silence*

Friend: “Unless you’re gay, then his name?”

Me: “Her name is ‘temporary pin for my Verizon registration.'”

Friend: *uncontrollable laughter*

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