She Makes Good Points

| USA | Romantic | October 2, 2012

(We are walking to dinner in the rain, with one umbrella between the two of us.)

Boyfriend: “Let me hold the umbrella. You keep hitting me in the head with it.”

Me: “Good idea. I’m shorter than you.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, way to be biologically predisposed to being short! Great job picking your gender!”

Me: “I think I made the right choice.” *indicating chest* “Exhibit A. Exhibit B.”

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