She Looked So Cute In Her Motherboard & Castle
(I’m making small talk with the hygienist before he starts cleaning my teeth.)
Me: “So, what did you do for Memorial Day?”
Hygienist: “Oh, my daughter graduated preschool posthumously. It was really fun.”
Me: *horrified* “What?! I think you mean a different word. ‘Posthumously’ means ‘after death’.”
Hygienist: “Oh! Yeah, nobody died.”
Me: “Thank God! I was about to start consoling you!”
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