She Isn’t All Sugar And Spice And All Things Nice

(My sisters and I are at my cousin’s baby shower with my mom. We are playing a game where they give an old wives’ tale, and you guess if it means the baby will be a girl or a boy.)

Aunt: “If the mom-to-be is looking especially beautiful during pregnancy, it means she’s having a what?”

Little Sister: “A girl!”

Aunt: “No, it means you are having a boy. The reason is that a girl sucks away some of the mom’s beauty!”

Little Sister: “Well that explains what happened to mom…”