She Is Your True Call Of Duty
(My fiancé, while loving and caring, is not big on verbal declarations of love and affection. He is playing an FPS game and just lost a timed mission with a margin of two seconds.)
Fiancé: “I hate my life!”
Me: “But I’m in your life!”
Fiancé: “I hate my life a little bit less now!”
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