She Is The Opinionator

(I am engaged and choosing a venue for the wedding. I text my maid of honor about my choice.)

Me: “So we’re going to go with [Church].”

Maid Of Honor: *lists all the reasons why this church is a bad choice*

(I get emotionally overwhelmed and stop texting her, but I’m not upset with her as I know she was trying to help and I’m still planning on choosing that church. The next morning she calls me.)

Maid Of Honor: “Were you upset with me last night?”

Me: “No, I just got really overwhelmed. I’m not mad at you.”

Maid Of Honor: “Well, tell me what you want me to do as a Maid of Honor so I won’t upset you again.”

Me: “Okay… how about I’ll ask for your honest opinion directly if I need it, but otherwise you just support my decision?”

Maid Of Honor: “WHAT?! How can you expect me to NOT share my opinion with you?! That’s not part of who I am! What do you want from me?!”

Me: *thinking* “I just told you…”