She Is Bloody Confused
(My grandmother has just moved in with us, and is talking to my sister about health related things. She then begins to ask about my sister’s health.)
Grandmother: “Do you know your blood type?”
Sister: “I don’t know it off by heart, no.”
Grandmother: “You should know your blood type! What if you’re in the hospital, and they need to give you a blood confusion?!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?