She Is Beneath You
(My sister and her boyfriend are sitting together on the couch. My sister is in a silly mood. She’s been jokingly roughhousing with him for a while, and has progressed to using his phone to take silly pictures of herself. Her latest one is a rather creepy shot of her face lit up by the flash, focusing on her forehead.)
Sister: *laughing hysterically at her masterpiece* “Oh, I’m a keeper!”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, in the basement!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?