She Has VVIP Membership
(My best friend is a lesbian, and my wife and I tend to use her as a sort of tie-breaker for silly arguments.)
Wife: “You are so full of crap!”
Me: “Do you want me to go ask [Friend]?”
Wife: “No, she’s just going to agree with you!”
Me: “No, sometimes she sides with you just so they don’t revoke her vagina mafia membership.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?