She Has Car-Blanche

(I am chatting with my coworkers about finances.)

Me: “I handled the finances for my fiancé and I. What I say goes. In fact, if I wanted to get a car, I am sure my fiancé would only ask what color.”

Coworker: “I don’t believe that!”

Me: “Fine, I will try it out tonight.”

(Later that night…)

Me: “So, we should get a car.”

Fiancé: “What? Really? Are you sure?”

Me: “Yeah! I’m thinking a Mini-Cooper.”

Fiancé: “I don’t know… can we afford it?”

Me: “Honey! I told my coworkers that you would be willing to get a car.”

Fiancé: “Well, I was going to say yes. But then I thought you would get mad that I didn’t want to save for the wedding. I wasn’t going to win either way, was I?”