She Has A Bone To Pick With Evolution

I’m working on a customer service counter at a high-end hypermarket that serves all fresh products like fish, meat, cheese, cold cuts, and so on.

Customer: “Are there any bones in this fish?”

She points to a whole fish.

Me: “Yes, madam, there are; it is a whole fish. But I can filet it for you if you would like; then, you would only have filets of the fish.”

Customer: “But like, are there any bones in this?”

Me: “Yes, madam. It is a whole fish.”

Customer: “…”

Me: “…”

Customer: “But I want a fish with no bones.”

Me: “Well, that is impossible, madam. I can still make any kind of filet for you to take out the bones.”

Customer: “I just want a whole fish without bones.”

Me: “…”