Not Warming Up To The Service

(I have ordered a large cheese pizza and a two-liter bottle of soda. When the delivery person shows up he only has the insulated pizza carrying bag.)

Me: “Uhm… I had ordered a bottle of soda, too?”

Driver: “Yeah, I got it.”

(With that, he proceeds to take my now lukewarm bottle of coke and my now lukewarm pizza out of the same insulated bag.)

Me: “Why would you put a cold bottle of coke and a hot pizza in the same insulated bag?”

Driver: “Well, it’s easier to carry that way.”

Me: “Don’t you think it defeats the purpose of using an insulated bag if you put hot and cold things in it together?”

Driver: “But… it’s easier to carry!”