She Does Not Like To Be Crossed

I’m walking in the city with my girlfriend, and she crosses the road DIRECTLY next to the crossing, without even waiting for it to turn green. She does this a lot.

Me: “What’s your beef with crossings?”

Girlfriend: “I don’t like a little green man telling me what to do! I don’t like being told what to do by anyone.”

Me: “Oh, yeah… wait. How many times have you been hit by cars?”

Girlfriend: “…That’s irrelevant.”

It has been multiple times. She has not learned her lesson.